Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !