Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.