Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.