Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!