Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.