Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

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Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.