Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

How about a guillotine?

Wife: Me: I'll be on the couch.

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What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!