Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

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Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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What do you call a Canadian in outer space?

An Eh-lien!

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

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How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.