Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea