Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

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What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.