Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

Where do poor Italians live?

A spaghetto.

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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.