What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan?

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.

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What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.