What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.