What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

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Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.