Patrick Jokes

Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Mlk Jokes More Mlk Jokes

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

What's better than honor?

Inner

How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!

Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Martin Luther King Day Jokes More Martin Luther King Day Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!