Patrick Jokes

Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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Martin Luther King Jr. Day Jokes More Martin Luther King Jr. Day Jokes

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

Mlk Jokes More Mlk Jokes

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

Why is your wife annoying?

Because she is always jalapeno business.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters

Christopher Columbus Jokes More Christopher Columbus Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.