What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

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How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.