What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

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What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?

I think you're condensating for something.

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What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

How would you get four reindeer in a car?

Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first