What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids