What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Where do geographers go for a drink?

The Isobar

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.