Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Previous Random Joke Next

Poo Jokes More Poo Jokes

What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off