Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

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What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

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What do you call a running chicken?

A: Poultry in motion.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow