One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
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Because I slam.
Because they love to slam duck!
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
So your arse doesn't slam.
Allahbama
The execution
It was a poultry amount
Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.
A bird that lays down !
Quack quack!
Because they want to make teeth straight and white.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Cause they say awoman.
Dead.
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
A nun falling down the stairs
She was taking god's name in vein.
Because he kneeded a poo
He got turd degree burns.
