One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
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Because I slam.
Because they love to slam duck!
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
So your arse doesn't slam.
One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Per Ejemplo.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!
They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.
A poo
Because he kneaded a poo.
Shake it off
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
Nunja.
to keep their foreskins from creeping up.
Good morning your Honor!