Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.