What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.