Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
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Coffee Mug
Brovines.
Because they're both roasted
Because they're both cauldron
No Biggie.
What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
He'll probably catch fleas
They both love to spark up joints.
Ford was my best friend.
Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."
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Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
A flat mate.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!
Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
He was looking for pooh.
Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now
So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now
You are the banner of my existence.
The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence
It's ok, he woke up.
Essays.
Double jointed.
He wanted to smoke a joint!
tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
I used to love tractors
