Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Brovines.
Because they're both roasted
Because they're both cauldron
No Biggie.
What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
He'll probably catch fleas
They both love to spark up joints.
Ford was my best friend.
Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
A flat mate.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!
By school buzz !
A school.
They've got a "toot in common."
Toot-in-common
The girl necks door.
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
It didn't have a peel.
Nothing -- apples don't talk!
A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now
It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"
The Tie of the Igor.
The elephant remembers.
It's a little meteor.
A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama
