Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

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Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.