What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

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What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

How much for the best friend?

Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

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How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.