What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.