What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

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Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.