Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Basketball Game Jokes More Basketball Game Jokes

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!