What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

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Foreplay Jokes More Foreplay Jokes

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

Half Hour Jokes More Half Hour Jokes

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.