Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ?

Cannelloni some money till next week

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player