Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

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How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.

Who pays?

Germany.

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

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What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

taking out a provoloan

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

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What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha