What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

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Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying