What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

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Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

16

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

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What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying