Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!