Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.