Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

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What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What is Spider-Man's favorite rice?

Uncle Bens!

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Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.