Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

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What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Ramp Jokes More Ramp Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible