What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

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Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one