Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Mainstream Jokes More Mainstream Jokes

Where does one drown a hipster?

In the mainstream.

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream