Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Mainstream Jokes More Mainstream Jokes

Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream