Steam Jokes

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What do you call a vaping vegan?

A steamed vegetable

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

because then it would be a foot!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

What do you call a pokemon that's part train?

A Pikachoochoo.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Mixtape Jokes More Mixtape Jokes

What you call it?

takes back mixtape* FIRE!

What is steam?

Its what you get when you put water on my mixtape

Reddit Admin Jokes More Reddit Admin Jokes

What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

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What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

Ribbon Jokes More Ribbon Jokes

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon