Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

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What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" *heads to private room* "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.