How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

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Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.