Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

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Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.