Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

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Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

What career is a perfect ten?

Forensics

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What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.