Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent