Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

People Jokes More People Jokes

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.