Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin