Kremlin Jokes

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

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Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.