None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
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Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.