None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
X marks the pot, matey."
He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'
Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
D, M, C, and A.
F.B.I.
because they get lost at C!
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"
