What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

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What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

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What language does a flight attendant speak?

Plane English.

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

Why is it called "pig latin"?

ecausebay ronyiay

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What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel