What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.