What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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What is a dogs favourite flower ?

Anything in your garden !

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

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How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

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Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

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What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.