What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

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What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.