Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?

Because the players keep dribbling on it.

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What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

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Player: "1:1"

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Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?

Because the players keep dribbling on it.