What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

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Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Wok Jokes More Wok Jokes

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

Player Jokes More Player Jokes

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?

Because the players keep dribbling on it.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.