What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.