What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

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What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.