Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom?

They were boldly going where no man has gone before

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!