Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi