Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with