Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

dos y dos

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They are two tired.

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

Mexican Kid Jokes More Mexican Kid Jokes

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.