What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium