What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

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How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

What do you call a kid with no friends!?

A Sandy Hook survivor!!

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why can't the armless girl comb?

Because she already had cancer.

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.