What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

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What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.