What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

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What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

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What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.