What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.