What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

M Jokes More M Jokes

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.