What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.