Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

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What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.