Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

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What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

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Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.