Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

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What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?

Show me your mussels.