What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

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What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business?

Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation