Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

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Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ?

Benjamin the blues !

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues